Answer Key to Latest Mystery

Thursday Morning,  January 21 (Wet and Cold)


I think we would have had many more responses if I could have formatted “WordPress” material more successfully.  Apologies for that.

ANYWAY: here are the answers.  And thanks to D. and to Tammy for their participation.

First, the five “warm-up” punnies:
(1) What do your call a “fish” with no eyes?  A fsh.
(2) Two peanuts walk into a rough biker bar.  One was a salted.
(3) A jumper cable walks into a bar.  The bartender says, “OK, I’ll serve you, but just don’t start anything.”
(4) A sandwich walks into a bar.  The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”
(5) A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

And now the “Tom Swiftly” Challenge # 1:
(6) “My Buick sedan ought to be just right to transport the Homecoming Queen in the parade, “ bragged Tom regally,
(7) What did you get on Old Lady Grisham’s spelling test?” asked Tom quizzically.
(8) “That cussed wind just knocked my Titleist clean over the green,” said Tom disgustedly.
(9) “Put me down for 100 margins on heating oil,” requested Tom bullishly.
(10) “Dammit, who locked that screen door again?” whined Tom restrainedly.
(11) “Lemme have that last slice of American cheese, or I’ll tell Mom it was you that broke her vase,” said Tom craftily.
(12) “I bet I’m going to fail that math exam,” whined Tom testily.
(13) “Buy some more IBM stock if it falls another half-point,” demanded Tom unbearably.
(14) “These railroad tracks could sure use some maintenance,” observer Tom shakily.
(15) “I just don’t feel right about scientists going all around trying to clone everything,” said Tom sheepishly.

Later. . . .


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